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Nordics x Little!Reader
Finland's Little Girl

"Su-san! Su-san!" 

Sweden closed the newspaper and folded it, he carefully set it aside before standing up and making his way towards the front door. As he did, he was watched by three pairs of eyes.
"Huh. I wonder what Finland's yelling about now?" asked Iceland. Norway shrugged and glared at Denmark.
"Hey, I didn't do anything Norgie!" Pleaded Denmark; throwing his hands up in the air. Norway tugged on Denmark's tie.
"Call me that again and I will strangle you." He tugged harder on Denmark's tie to emphasise his point. Denmark only shrugged.
"Come on Norgie! Just chill will you? Don't get your panties in a twi--" He was cut off by Norway strangling him with his tie. Iceland sighed before standing up and exiting the living room.
"You'd think that he would stop wearing ties after being strangled by them so much.." he muttered under his breath. He left the two on their own and headed to where Sweden and Finland were. Iceland saw that they were crowded around the front door which was wide open. The two of them were speaking amongst themselves.

"What should we do Su-san?" asked Finland, "We cannot just leave her here." Sweden stayed silent in thought. Iceland walked up to them.

"What are you two talking about?" He froze when he saw what Finland was carrying; a small child, a girl around two years of age. Her (h/l) (h/c) hair framing her small angelic face, she was asleep and Iceland saw that Sweden was holding a basket that was about her size. "Was she?" Asked Iceland, "Was she left here?" Finland nodded sadly.

"She was. Poor thing, and to think that orphanage she came from couldn't support her anymore." Spoke Finland. Iceland gave Finland a curious glance. Sweden noticed and handed Iceland a letter which he read carefully.

"I see." spoke Iceland, handing the letter back to Sweden. "So the orphanage here is going to close down. That's sad. Especially when this little girl seems to be one of the few left." The three of them stood at the doorway in silence, contemplating what to do with such a small child. 

"Hey. You guys have been gone awhile, what are you doing?" Denmark and Norway soon appeared and froze when they saw the child. 
"Okay." Spoke Denmark, "Which one of you guys here got busy because for sure that is not my kid." Norway then proceeded to strangle Denmark once more. 
"Ignore him." Muttered Norway, he turned to the other three, "What are you going to do with her? It's not like we can take care of her."

"What? We can't just leave her!" cried Finland. Just then, the little girl's eyes opened revealing bright (e/c) coloured orbs that darted in every direction. The little girl pulled herself up so that she was in a sitting position in Finland's arms. She stared up into Finland's face while he stared back into hers.
"Papa!" She cried out happily before snuggling herself into Finland's chest.

"Eh?" Finland blinked a couple of times in shock. Denmark laughed.

"Well, I guess that answers it then. Finland she's all yours!"

"Looks like we're not needed." Speaks Norway, "Come, let's go brother dearest." Norway lightly pushes Iceland through the door.

"A-Ah. Looks like we'll be going now. Uh, bye guys....and don't call me that!" Iceland bids the others goodbye as he gets pushed by Norway. Denmark sees this and he too follows them, running through the doorway.
"Hey! Wait up!"

Finland watches them leave with an unsure smile on his face. He chuckles weakly.
"If I didn't know any better I'd think that they didn't want to take care of her." 

"W'nt m' t' h'lp? (Want me to help?)" Asks Sweden. Finland gives a big smile.

"Really Su-san? Thank you!"

"Papa! Papa!" Finland looks to see the little girl cuddling up to him, he laughs.

"Hehe, you're cute little one. Hm, do you have a name?" He asks her. The little girl stares at him blankly. "Eh? You don't?" Finland thinks for a moment. "Su-san, maybe we should ask the others. I don't think she has a name...."

"Sh' h's ' n'm'. (She has a name)" Says Sweden. Finland looks at Sweden.

"She does?" asks Finland. Sweden nods.

"(N'm'). 't w's 'n th' l'tt'r. ((Name). It was on the letter." He says. Finland smiles.

"(Name)...Let's go inside, it's getting drafty here." All of a sudden (Name) points at Sweden, "Oh? What is it (Name)? Is there something on Su-san?" asks Finland gently.



--Year Later-- 

"And so, the days of Finland's fatherhood with his little girl (Name) begins. (Also, the beginning of Sweden's apparent motherhood.)" says Denmark as he holds onto a three year old female. The little girl squirms in Denmark's hold; making herself comfortable on his lap.

"So that's how Daddy and Mommy found me?" asked the girl. Denmark laughed before taking a swig of beer.

"Yup! That's the story (Name)!" Cries Denmark. (Name) giggled as Norway came up behind him and strangled him with his tie.

"Don't act like your Uncle Denmark....he's a bad influence." says Norway. (Name) nods happily. 

"Okay Uncle Norgie!" 

"....Uncle Norgie?" inquires Norway, eyeing Denmark suspiciously.

"Yes! Uncle Denmark the awesome told me to call you that!" (Name) giggled and slid herself off Denmark's lap and towards Iceland who was sitting across. Iceland picked up (Name) and sat her on his lap while watching Norway's grip on Denmark's tie tighten.

"Uncle Icey why does Uncle Denmark the awesome keep wearing ties? Uncle Norgie keeps hurting him with it." (Name) looks up at Iceland with a curious look on her face. Iceland stares at her in bewilderment.

"Wow. Denmark this kid is even smarter than you are." He muses to himself. Just then Finland walks into the room with some cookies.

"(Name)! You hungry?" He calls. (Name) bounces off of Iceland's lap and runs towards Finland. 

"Daddy!!!" She cries happily, reaching for the cookies. Finland lifts the cookie tray above his head making (Name) pout. "Daddy! Cookie!" She crosses her arms and stares at Finland who smiled.

"Come on Finny! Just give the girl a cookie will ya?" Cried Denmark laughing at the young girl's pouting. He carefully stroked his neck before removing his tie. 

"He finally gets it..." mutters Iceland; shaking his head as Denmark struggles to get the tie off.

Finland chuckles before getting down onto his knees and lowering the tray. "Here you go sweetheart." He says. (Name) squeals in delight before grabbing a cookie and giving Finland a kiss on the cheek.
"Thanks Daddy!" 

While (Name) was eating cookies, the front door opened and Sweden walked in. (Name)'s face lit up upon seeing the Swedish man and she ran towards him.

"Mommy's home!" She cried. Reaching her arms out waiting to be picked up. Sweden gives a small smile and picks up (Name) who gave him a kiss on the cheek. The sound of Denmark's laughter ringing through the air.

"Ahahahaha I will never get tired of Sweden being the Mommy! Hahaha!" Denmark doubles over as he laughs once more. Iceland sighs at the sight while Finland frowns. (Name) giggles at her 'funny' Uncle Denmark while Sweden glares at him. 

"...." Norway notices that Denmark's tie was hanging on the sofa arm. He glances at the tie before glancing at Denmark. Norway then picks up the tie and wraps it around Denmark's neck before pulling both ends, strangling Denmark.

"Heehee! Uncle Denmark the awesome got pwned by Uncle Norgie again!" giggled (Name), she beamed proudly at herself for her usage of the word 'pwned' which she learnt from Denmark.

Finland chuckles nervously. "What am I going to do with her." He muses. 

(Extended Ending)
--(Name) in Kindergarten!--

"Okay (Name)." says the teacher. "Everyone else has already gone, so why don't you tell us about your family?" (Name) smiles before standing up in front of the class.

"My family has my Mommy, my Daddy, my three Uncles, and our pets!" says (Name). The teacher nods, everything seemingly normal about (Name)'s speech.

"My Daddy is Finland, he is very happy and he is a good Daddy. He works as Santa Claus!" Continues (Name).



The teacher stares at (Name) curiously. 

"Then my Mommy is Sweden, he works very hard and he is very nice! He may look scary and doesn't talk much but he is a good Mommy!"

"Eh?" The teacher speaks, "Um (Name), aren't mommies usually girls?" 

"Not my Mommy! My Mommy is a big, strong, tall man!" cries (Name) happily.

"...okay continue."

"Then there's Uncle Denmark the awesome! He tells me lots of stuff and he drinks a lot. Uncle Norgie keeps strangling him with his tie and always tells me not to be like him!"

The teacher nods, unsure about the speech.

"Uncle Icey is very nice! He gives me licourice and he has this pet Puffin! But Mr. Puffin is pretty Uncle Denmak the awesome when he's all drunk and funny! Um..oh yeah! We also have a dog! Her name is Hanatamago and sometimes during Christmas she can talk! So that's my family!"

The teacher and the rest of the students clap.

"....(Name), I think I'm going to talk to your parents later..." Says the teacher nervously.

"My family is so awesome right?!" Cries (Name) proudly.
I think this came out pretty amusing. I admit, I think there's probably some OOCness in there but I like it.

I'd love to have the Nordics as my family don't you agree?

Oh (Name), when you get older...don't be embarrassed by your family because they are AWESOME. Seriously, Nordics need moar love~ <3

I know I put the category humor...but if it's supposed to be something else..let me know Kay? Hehe thanks in advance!

Edit: I made a sequel! It's titled "Don't Mess With Mama Sweden" and can be found here: [link]

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PigeonPickle Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  New Deviant
The teacher and the rest of the students clap.

"....(Name), I think I'm going to talk to your parents later..." Says the teacher nervously.

"My family is so awesome right?!" Cries (Name) proudly.

Yeah, smol me!
Chibisareadorbies Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016
"Not my Mommy! My Mommy is a big, strong, tall man!"

Oh Dear me its New Years all over again.
LinaPoppy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Everytime I read 'Norway', I hear 'Norvei'. Idk why but good fanfic. .3.
AnimeGirl4525 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"Okay." Spoke Denmark, "Which one of you guys here got busy because for sure that is not my kid."
Me: *wakes up entire house* NOT SORRY
Missy-Kitty-Swaggy Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
(Name) points at Sweden, "Oh? What is it (Name)? Is there something on Su-san?" asks Finland gently.


ImAnAnonYaButt Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
block5455 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015
Best family ever. But why is Denmark the stupid one, it's not like we are so stupid. 3 + 7 = 37 :3
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I can't wait until teacher meets the family xD
jeffarnette Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I agree with Denmark, I do that tries to hand me a kid
pinkittwice54 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I couldn't stop laughing...well done, well done...
Sandy345 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
at the end where my teacher was going to talk to my parents I was like "Pls you can never get this amazing girl *Does hair flip and struts off*"
TalkativeOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015
Damn girl, I always end up finding myself back at your page. You're all over DeviantArt, and you're an amazing writer! Not trying to be cliche, but seriously, you're effing awesome! I wish I could write like that...
EasternAsuik Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
XShayatheHedgehogX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I have the best family ever.Dansu plz 
Rj223 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
I laughed so hard while reading this
marluxia26 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
IggyAlfi2319 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nordic 5 forever yaaaaay💞💞💞💞
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Student Filmographer
Omfg so adorable
bree25 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
this is so funny i wish that there was a 2nd one
karmasluck Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student General Artist
larainne01 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
I know the teach is just jelly of my family because they are awesomer than your!
Hetalian-Canada Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would love to live with the Nordics!
Jayden01 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"my family is so awesome right?" XD
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god helierous
LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Edited Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love these! Keep up the good work ;)
cupcakecreep2p Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Sooooo cuuuuuuuteeee 
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Artist
lucky Reader-chan. Her dad is Santa
Hetaloidfan1 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
I have the world's coolest family!! :D
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Artist
I used Ingrid (Inkie pie, one of pinkie pie's sisters) for this. Lucky, her dad's Santa.
khlover-san Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I loved this and the end it is something I would totally say in class and be proud of it!!! Great job!!!! ^^
Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
the teachers just like "da fug?" XD 
RintehHetalian Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that last line killed me that is probably something i would say
SolumSeronix Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the teacher's response to all of this. She's just like, "Wut."
HCthecreeper Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too!
Japan343 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
*points at Sweden* 
Finland: what's wrong k, Yuki-chan?
Me: MAMA!!
Finland: ...huh?

BWAHAHAHAHA!! I'm terribly sorry!! Its just... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You deserve a big hug~~ :iconletmehugyouplz:
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
I nearly died laughing!
ColorfulManiacMC Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
FrancyKirkland Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Student General Artist
So kawii
helenadoodle Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Best. Family. Ever. 
rauewinde Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Just wait for when the teacher finds out that it's ALL true! :la:
prussiafangirl88 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
lilianboy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Artist
my family is like totally awesome! 
ClassicGamerGirl Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww *fan girl squeal*
GabbyKitty2 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
misknownMimi Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the first 7 times (yea, counting) Norge strangled Den with a tie, I've always wondered;
"Does he ever takes that damn tie off?" And the answer: "Obviously not!". "Why, does the tie have some sort of awesome powers?". "Yes, yes it does...". "Sweet! I want one!"."I know you do!:iconbeardstrokeplz:"
indubitablyawesome Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you just made my daySweden x Finland emote 
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